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The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

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Me and Drakes first date

Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*

Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.

Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.

Me: I am very afraid of the dark.

Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.

Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?

Drake: Not at all I ju-

Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!

Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.

Me: You pickin up the tab?

Drake: *nods*

Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.